"Attention Information Services crew, this is your captain, Carol Smith. I want all departments at battle stations. Either we're going down...or the Shellshock Bug is going down. Smith out."
Witch goofy staff member do you trust with your next print job?
HelpDesk Squad at Alert for Receiving Reports of Devilish Virus Attacks
Web Team scores Big Hit on DePauw Campus
We've been working on this for a while now. It's an Anti-e-Services internal error serum.
Aaarg...Piracy is not the way o life, Matey.
Play it safe by protecting your data, your computer, and your online identity.
Network security and encryption.
Noooo..I want to spread mayhem, not get wiped out by you guys!